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You know you're a total Yaoi fangirl when:

'UKE' follows half your guy friend's names (eg: Matt-Uke) 'SEME' follows the other half (eg: Sean-Seme), even though they'd kill you if they knew what it meant, and you've secretly paired them all off. (Points for having more than two people in a 'pair' ;) or Semuke!)

'Fights' between male characters automatically become 'Lovers Spats'
Eg:
I HATE YOU SO MUCH GO DIE
I HATE YOU MORE YOU LOSER
Is Yaoi code for:
I'M SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH YOU AND HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS
ME TOO LET'S GO MAKE OUT

You giggle to yourself hearing a name that has 'Yuri', 'Uke' or 'Seme' in it (Eg: Sasuke, when he's SO obviously Seme! Irony)

You have a whole new view on twincest

You know what twincest is without having to ask a senpai

Your mother/father/sibling/carer have yelled at you for 'SQUEE'ing

You've practiced your 'SQUEE' on a microphone, and are thinking of writing a 'SQUEE SONG'

DeviantArt has become your second home

You're guilty of using Japanese words in everyday speech, which really pisses your friends off and probably offends Japanese people. (Nani? I offend now?)

Extra points if you've written them in letters or homework.

You strongly believe in the saying 'everyone's at LEAST 10% gay', any character with a girlfriend must be in denial (points for any fanart you've done involving the girlfriend being tortured horribly)

Tissues are kept by your computer for those all important Yaoi moments in your favourite manga (COUGH nosebleeds COUGH)

Your fanfiction.net favourites list consists of only 'M' rated fics

Your excuse for not doing your homework was you were still too starry eyed from that fanfiction you read last night

You get annoyed at fanfiction writers who put the OBVIOUS Uke's name first (Eg: FayxKurogane should be KuroganexFay)

When two of your favourite characters become canon you run around telling everyone 'I TOLD YOU SO'

Your entire sketchbook is filled with guys, mostly bishies.

You've made at least one fanwork of your fave uke character in a female cosplay

You've been kicked out of your local library for drooling on the keyboards

You know what 'MPreg' is

You've actually said to someone 'I can out fangirl you!' (EXTRA points if you're male)

When you first discovered the word 'Otaku' you began referring to yourself as one

You're reading this and nodding furiously

You're debating asking the authoress (me) for permission to draw a comic to it (permission granted, link me to it!)
It's 7am... and I noticed someone put 'FayxKurogane' so I realised how much of a fangirl I was.... so I made a fangirl list

I'd make a drawing for it, but I'm lazy so you do it =)

Ps: Sean and Matt will kill me if they know I used them as Uke and Seme examples

Not sure what section this goes in
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:iconmameiha:
Mameiha Featured By Owner May 22, 2015  New Deviant
You are the cutest fujoshi evar!! What a great list.
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BlazeingEcho Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I've nodded my head to almost every one of these...... Yay!
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fluffouqhts Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I like yaoi... Although I don't relate to most of these...
I know what mpreg is but I don't like it...
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triangleheadxjames Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Student Writer

LOL

I wonder what Dave-uke n Kevein-seme are up too


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amethystaura Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2013
I'm a girl and a total seme :D
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:iconcleargreencrystal:
ClearGreenCrystal Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
 You go girl! ;)
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:iconchubypandamilk:
chubypandamilk Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Student Digital Artist
IM A TOTAL FAN GIRL!!!!! may i make a comic to it??????
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:iconcleargreencrystal:
ClearGreenCrystal Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Of course :)
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moretoluv1 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
How did you know!?
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seretninja Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2012
When you view any female character in a trio as a threat to the male's relationship. such as: Hermione Granger, Gwen Tennyson etc...
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lilwhitefox2111 Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2012
yeah.... that is me ( guilty) XD
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AkatsukiAshley Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2012
what's an otaku?
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seretninja Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012
Oh. My. God. Yes...
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littledemontingy Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012
Can i have bonus points for prefering uke-kurogane? (you know he's going to need help fighting his way out of that closet and will be awquard and cute once he's out!
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Timeana Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2012
NIce!!!!!! I fit into most of those categories, i was never sure but now i am!!!!!!!!
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Ri-Chan-and-Oka-Chan Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2012  Hobbyist Interface Designer
I thought of you as soon as I saw "yaoi" in the first line.
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Timeana Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012
You would huh? XD look up yaoi fangirl yugioh card
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Ri-Chan-and-Oka-Chan Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012  Hobbyist Interface Designer
I did, you as first comment.
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WriteByNumbers Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
This applies to me to a horrible, tragic level. . . :nuu:
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Katze-Love Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
night night sleep tight, whole shpeel remember to kneel, pray each day 'Lord find a way, send me K-pop and J. ' then sleep and wake up the next day. Yuri Yaoi heavens above, please help protect and femslash all the above. Pairings together across and sometimes odd. Slashy lemons and chemical love. Lord bless you tube and Disneykid1 , all the it gets better and If you knew me testimonies. Lord bless Breathe Carolina and Disney fanart. From our fandoms we never part. In the name of Christianity and unholy sin. Please protect the names within. Parle Productions, SMA , interweb meme's , tumblr, Naruto, Pokemon, and StarKid to be short. Lord I know my Prayer is weird. But the pleas of a fangirl are silent to many an ear. Please teach us to love and respect one another. Even if we say that we hate each other. Lord for give us for we have sinned, our greed for slash has grown within. Please still love us in all your Glory. This isn't the end of this chica's story.
-Fangirl
Long and Short, please pass it on. Your own fangirl prayers websites to be on.
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BeautifulChaos99 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You have completed my life.
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StoryOfAGirlGoneBi Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
so gonna pray this at least once xD
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AndytheB-Artist Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012  Hobbyist
Luckily, the only one of these that fits me is that Devianart has become my second home, and for entirely different reasons.
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HonokaMizu Featured By Owner May 22, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
YEs yes yes, i was nodding furiously while laughing my Arse off! XD
:iconmattyplz:
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suian-kumori Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2012  Student Writer
theres a voice actor named Yuri lowenthall... xD
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Zero-Chan-Anime-Fan Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2012
This is almost like me! But I often play minecraft instead of doing my homework! xD
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failpop13 Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Uhh... I dunno if I apply to this our not.... MY HEAD HURTS!!!! :iconderpplz:
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bakuganfreak37 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol. xD

are Fay and Kurogane from tsubasa?
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ClearGreenCrystal Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
yes, tsubasa/holic
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bakuganfreak37 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Okay. ^^; Sorry, I got confused because of the spelling.
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cupcakeassasin Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
omg omg omg this is pretty accurate its amazing :iconamazingplz:
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GaaraYaoiFanGirl Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
This is so me!
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dramionegurl13 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2011  Hobbyist
god guilty!!!
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Wingedthing1026 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011  Student
genious
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DoNotTrustThisAngel Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Woah! :iconwoahplz: HAVE YOU BEEN STALKING MEH?!?!?! :iconprussiaderpplz:
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ClearGreenCrystal Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
*cackles* yes, yes I have. Nice new shoes btw
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DoNotTrustThisAngel Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Lol IKR? :iconfortehlulzplz:
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RainicornRanger Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011
I said yes to a great majority. I shall show no shame! *does Nice Gai Pose* lol. Naruto reference... >.>
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jerichojim Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
I feel like I am spying on the enemy...
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:iconcleargreencrystal:
ClearGreenCrystal Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
...who you calling enemy :P
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jerichojim Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
- I've been discovered!!!Abort misson
-runs away-
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Dizzydazy Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2011
Scarily, i nodded to most of them along with a friend of mine X3 *facepalm*
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suian-kumori Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2011  Student Writer
this gave me so many ideas...oh and my friends blame you for me now saying "Hey Sean-uke, have you seen Hiro-seme?" xD
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iceviking Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2011
I read this thinking of my daughter and then realised that I'd nodded to each and every one...Oh bugger it LOL
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BlooBeri Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2011
...B-but... I'm becoming a boy and I have dibs on this guy I know.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN DESU. :iconwhatdaplz:
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ClearGreenCrystal Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Then you're a fanboy :)
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BlooBeri Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2011
Hnnng damn straight. :iconicameplz:
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Purplekitten45 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
*Went down the list, nodding and saying "yeah, i've done that" to each one*
...The guys would kill me of they knew about the seme and uke thing........then again.....most have actually kissed each other! XD
MY CLASS IS FULL OF GAY MEN!!!! I'M IN FANGIRL HEAVEN!!!!! XDDDDD
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suian-kumori Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2011  Student Writer
LUCKY, I FRIKKIN HATE YOU! xD lol i only know 2 gay guys! :(
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