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You know you're a total Yaoi fangirl when:

'UKE' follows half your guy friend's names (eg: Matt-Uke) 'SEME' follows the other half (eg: Sean-Seme), even though they'd kill you if they knew what it meant, and you've secretly paired them all off. (Points for having more than two people in a 'pair' ;) or Semuke!)

'Fights' between male characters automatically become 'Lovers Spats'
Eg:
I HATE YOU SO MUCH GO DIE
I HATE YOU MORE YOU LOSER
Is Yaoi code for:
I'M SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH YOU AND HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS
ME TOO LET'S GO MAKE OUT

You giggle to yourself hearing a name that has 'Yuri', 'Uke' or 'Seme' in it (Eg: Sasuke, when he's SO obviously Seme! Irony)

You have a whole new view on twincest

You know what twincest is without having to ask a senpai

Your mother/father/sibling/carer have yelled at you for 'SQUEE'ing

You've practiced your 'SQUEE' on a microphone, and are thinking of writing a 'SQUEE SONG'

DeviantArt has become your second home

You're guilty of using Japanese words in everyday speech, which really pisses your friends off and probably offends Japanese people. (Nani? I offend now?)

Extra points if you've written them in letters or homework.

You strongly believe in the saying 'everyone's at LEAST 10% gay', any character with a girlfriend must be in denial (points for any fanart you've done involving the girlfriend being tortured horribly)

Tissues are kept by your computer for those all important Yaoi moments in your favourite manga (COUGH nosebleeds COUGH)

Your fanfiction.net favourites list consists of only 'M' rated fics

Your excuse for not doing your homework was you were still too starry eyed from that fanfiction you read last night

You get annoyed at fanfiction writers who put the OBVIOUS Uke's name first (Eg: FayxKurogane should be KuroganexFay)

When two of your favourite characters become canon you run around telling everyone 'I TOLD YOU SO'

Your entire sketchbook is filled with guys, mostly bishies.

You've made at least one fanwork of your fave uke character in a female cosplay

You've been kicked out of your local library for drooling on the keyboards

You know what 'MPreg' is

You've actually said to someone 'I can out fangirl you!' (EXTRA points if you're male)

When you first discovered the word 'Otaku' you began referring to yourself as one

You're reading this and nodding furiously

You're debating asking the authoress (me) for permission to draw a comic to it (permission granted, link me to it!)
It's 7am... and I noticed someone put 'FayxKurogane' so I realised how much of a fangirl I was.... so I made a fangirl list

I'd make a drawing for it, but I'm lazy so you do it =)

Ps: Sean and Matt will kill me if they know I used them as Uke and Seme examples

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BlazeingEcho Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I've nodded my head to almost every one of these...... Yay!
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LuckyAng3l Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I like yaoi... Although I don't relate to most of these...
I know what mpreg is but I don't like it...
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triangleheadxjames Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Student Writer

LOL

I wonder what Dave-uke n Kevein-seme are up too


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amethystaura Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2013
I'm a girl and a total seme :D
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ClearGreenCrystal Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
 You go girl! ;)
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chubypandamilk Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Student Digital Artist
IM A TOTAL FAN GIRL!!!!! may i make a comic to it??????
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ClearGreenCrystal Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Of course :)
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moretoluv1 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
How did you know!?
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seretninja Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2012
When you view any female character in a trio as a threat to the male's relationship. such as: Hermione Granger, Gwen Tennyson etc...
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