You know you're a total Yaoi fangirl when:
'UKE' follows half your guy friend's names (eg: Matt-Uke) 'SEME' follows the other half (eg: Sean-Seme), even though they'd kill you if they knew what it meant, and you've secretly paired them all off. (Points for having more than two people in a 'pair' or Semuke!)
'Fights' between male characters automatically become 'Lovers Spats'
I HATE YOU SO MUCH GO DIE
I HATE YOU MORE YOU LOSER
Is Yaoi code for:
I'M SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH YOU AND HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS
ME TOO LET'S GO MAKE OUT
You giggle to yourself hearing a name that has 'Yuri', 'Uke' or 'Seme' in it (Eg: Sasuke, when he's SO obviously Seme! Irony)
You have a whole new view on twincest
You know what twincest is without having to ask a senpai
Your mother/father/sibling/carer have yelled at you for 'SQUEE'ing
You've practiced your 'SQUEE' on a microphone, and are thinking of writing a 'SQUEE SONG'
DeviantArt has become your second home
You're guilty of using Japanese words in everyday speech, which really pisses your friends off and probably offends Japanese people. (Nani? I offend now?)
Extra points if you've written them in letters or homework.
You strongly believe in the saying 'everyone's at LEAST 10% gay', any character with a girlfriend must be in denial (points for any fanart you've done involving the girlfriend being tortured horribly)
Tissues are kept by your computer for those all important Yaoi moments in your favourite manga (COUGH nosebleeds COUGH)
Your fanfiction.net favourites list consists of only 'M' rated fics
Your excuse for not doing your homework was you were still too starry eyed from that fanfiction you read last night
You get annoyed at fanfiction writers who put the OBVIOUS Uke's name first (Eg: FayxKurogane should be KuroganexFay)
When two of your favourite characters become canon you run around telling everyone 'I TOLD YOU SO'
Your entire sketchbook is filled with guys, mostly bishies.
You've made at least one fanwork of your fave uke character in a female cosplay
You've been kicked out of your local library for drooling on the keyboards
You know what 'MPreg' is
You've actually said to someone 'I can out fangirl you!' (EXTRA points if you're male)
When you first discovered the word 'Otaku' you began referring to yourself as one
You're reading this and nodding furiously
You're debating asking the authoress (me) for permission to draw a comic to it (permission granted, link me to it!)