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You know you're a total Yaoi fangirl when:
'UKE' follows half your guy friend's names (eg: Matt-Uke) 'SEME' follows the other half (eg: Sean-Seme), even though they'd kill you if they knew what it meant, and you've secretly paired them all off. (Points for having more than two people in a 'pair' or Semuke!)
'Fights' between male characters automatically become 'Lovers Spats'
Eg:
I HATE YOU SO MUCH GO DIE
I HATE YOU MORE YOU LOSER
Is Yaoi code for:
I'M SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH YOU AND HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS
ME TOO LET'S GO MAKE OUT
You giggle to yourself hearing a name that has 'Yuri', 'Uke' or 'Seme' in it (Eg: Sasuke, when he's SO obviously Seme! Irony)
You have a whole new view on twincest
You know what twincest is without having to ask a senpai
Your mother/father/sibling/carer have yelled at you for 'SQUEE'ing
You've practiced your 'SQUEE' on a microphone, and are thinking of writing a 'SQUEE SONG'
DeviantArt has become your second home
You're guilty of using Japanese words in everyday speech, which really pisses your friends off and probably offends Japanese people. (Nani? I offend now?)
Extra points if you've written them in letters or homework.
You strongly believe in the saying 'everyone's at LEAST 10% gay', any character with a girlfriend must be in denial (points for any fanart you've done involving the girlfriend being tortured horribly)
Tissues are kept by your computer for those all important Yaoi moments in your favourite manga (COUGH nosebleeds COUGH)
Your fanfiction.net favourites list consists of only 'M' rated fics
Your excuse for not doing your homework was you were still too starry eyed from that fanfiction you read last night
You get annoyed at fanfiction writers who put the OBVIOUS Uke's name first (Eg: FayxKurogane should be KuroganexFay)
When two of your favourite characters become canon you run around telling everyone 'I TOLD YOU SO'
Your entire sketchbook is filled with guys, mostly bishies.
You've made at least one fanwork of your fave uke character in a female cosplay
You've been kicked out of your local library for drooling on the keyboards
You know what 'MPreg' is
You've actually said to someone 'I can out fangirl you!' (EXTRA points if you're male)
When you first discovered the word 'Otaku' you began referring to yourself as one
You're reading this and nodding furiously
You're debating asking the authoress (me) for permission to draw a comic to it (permission granted, link me to it!)
'UKE' follows half your guy friend's names (eg: Matt-Uke) 'SEME' follows the other half (eg: Sean-Seme), even though they'd kill you if they knew what it meant, and you've secretly paired them all off. (Points for having more than two people in a 'pair' or Semuke!)
'Fights' between male characters automatically become 'Lovers Spats'
Eg:
I HATE YOU SO MUCH GO DIE
I HATE YOU MORE YOU LOSER
Is Yaoi code for:
I'M SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH YOU AND HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS
ME TOO LET'S GO MAKE OUT
You giggle to yourself hearing a name that has 'Yuri', 'Uke' or 'Seme' in it (Eg: Sasuke, when he's SO obviously Seme! Irony)
You have a whole new view on twincest
You know what twincest is without having to ask a senpai
Your mother/father/sibling/carer have yelled at you for 'SQUEE'ing
You've practiced your 'SQUEE' on a microphone, and are thinking of writing a 'SQUEE SONG'
DeviantArt has become your second home
You're guilty of using Japanese words in everyday speech, which really pisses your friends off and probably offends Japanese people. (Nani? I offend now?)
Extra points if you've written them in letters or homework.
You strongly believe in the saying 'everyone's at LEAST 10% gay', any character with a girlfriend must be in denial (points for any fanart you've done involving the girlfriend being tortured horribly)
Tissues are kept by your computer for those all important Yaoi moments in your favourite manga (COUGH nosebleeds COUGH)
Your fanfiction.net favourites list consists of only 'M' rated fics
Your excuse for not doing your homework was you were still too starry eyed from that fanfiction you read last night
You get annoyed at fanfiction writers who put the OBVIOUS Uke's name first (Eg: FayxKurogane should be KuroganexFay)
When two of your favourite characters become canon you run around telling everyone 'I TOLD YOU SO'
Your entire sketchbook is filled with guys, mostly bishies.
You've made at least one fanwork of your fave uke character in a female cosplay
You've been kicked out of your local library for drooling on the keyboards
You know what 'MPreg' is
You've actually said to someone 'I can out fangirl you!' (EXTRA points if you're male)
When you first discovered the word 'Otaku' you began referring to yourself as one
You're reading this and nodding furiously
You're debating asking the authoress (me) for permission to draw a comic to it (permission granted, link me to it!)
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Yaoi
I'm on the phone with my boyfriend, he's upset
He's going off about a doujin that I read
'Cause he doesn't see it's beauty like I do
I'm on the web, it's a typical Tuesday night
I'm geeking over the pairings he doesn't like
While watching Hetalia on Youtube
Well, he likes hot chicks, I like slash fics
He thinks he knows anime but doesn't get it
I'm dreaming of the day that he wakes up and finds
That they'res a subtle beauty about shounen-ai
If you could see that there's a beauty in a boys love
Been there all along so why can't you see
Why I love yaoi
Why I love yaoi
He says things Like "That's gross" and "That's not right"
I ca
Literature
Yaoi Fangirl
Yaoi Fangirl
Oh, I'm a yaoi fangirl,
And my boyfriend has a lover,
I hug them and I squeeze them,
I and watch them kiss each other.
.... the rest is linked in the Artist's comments, thankees ^^
Literature
How To Make An Uke
Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to my tutorial:
How To Make An Uke!
I'm sure that you're familiar with what an Uke is, right?
No?
Well how about an explanation!
"Uke" is a term that BL fans should be familiar with. To put it simply it is the "Submissive" one in the relationship, characterized by thier cuteness. "Seme," a term you will also see in this tutorial, is the "Dominant" one in the pair.
So how do you make your own Uke?
In Ten Easy Steps we will show you how, everything from thier personality to thier looks!
1.) The Hair.
An Uke's hair is a prominent feature, as it is in any manga or anime character. It is notorious
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It's 7am... and I noticed someone put 'FayxKurogane' so I realised how much of a fangirl I was.... so I made a fangirl list
I'd make a drawing for it, but I'm lazy so you do it
Ps: Sean and Matt will kill me if they know I used them as Uke and Seme examples
Not sure what section this goes in
I'd make a drawing for it, but I'm lazy so you do it
Ps: Sean and Matt will kill me if they know I used them as Uke and Seme examples
Not sure what section this goes in
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